Why wait for Christmas to be ugly?! These sophisticated cats don't give an eff what day it is, this ugly--but actually quite cute-- anytime sweater *the pastel edition* is perftect for year-round loafing.
😼🌸 The “Pastel Demure Kitty” Ugly Sweater: Soft Colors, Hard Judgement
This sweater is what happens when the original Demure Kitty says, “I can be cute… but I will not stop judging you.”
🔥Pastel makeover. Same iconic, resting-princess-of-superiority kitty face — now dipped in soft, dreamy colors that lull you into thinking she might be nice. (She is not.) 🔥Cozy knit that feels like a hug. A gentle, warm hug from a cat who would absolutely push your water glass off the counter while maintaining eye contact.
🔥Soft aesthetic, feral energy. From across the room, you look whimsical and sweet. Up close, people realize your sweater radiates “I decide who gets pet today.”
🔥Warm, breathable, and dangerously adorable. Wear it to holiday parties, coffee shops, or anywhere you want to look soft, but also like you run a feline-based monarchy.
🔥Matches any mood. Pastel on the outside. Feral chaos on the inside. Just like a real cat.
Bonus vibe: Perfect for anyone who wants the original Demure Kitty energy, but in a color palette that whispers “cute” and screams “I answer to no one.”
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
