You don't have to wait until Christmas to be boring AND ugly, you can be boring and ugly every single day of the year with our patented boring pastel ugly sweater!
🫎🎄 The “Pastel Boring” Ugly Sweater: Moose Summit 2024
Behold: the sweater that whispers sophistication… until someone actually looks at it up close and sees the gathering of extremely serious moose rocking around the Christmas tree.
🔥Whisper-soft yarn. It feels like you’re being gently hugged by a cloud that’s just figured out how to knit.
🔥Pastel tones so mellow they nap. This isn’t screaming neon — it's softly judging you in slate and baby-blue.
🔥Low-key, but make it fashion. You’ll look calm and cool… until someone notices the subtle weirdness in the design and realizes you’re secretly chaotic.
🔥Coziness level: “I might stay in and do nothing.” Perfect for lazy Sundays, late-night journaling, or pretending you might start a morning routine.
🔥Subtle statement piece. From a distance it’s “cute sweater.” Up close, people realize you might be starting your own pastel rebellion.
Bonus energy: Wear it when you want to look like you tried — but not too hard. It’s the ideal sweater for soft power.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
