🎅🔥 The “Hail Santa” Holiday Sweater: Cozy, Chaotic, and Questionable in All the Right Ways
 
This knitted crew neck looks innocent… until someone gets close enough to read the front and realizes you are, in fact, pledging loyalty to Santa Claus, Bringer of Gifts, Devourer of Cookies, Overlord of the Naughty List.
 
🔥Soft enough for snuggles, bold enough for side-eyes. Watch relatives slowly panic as they can’t tell if you’re joking or recruiting for the North Pole Rebellion.
🔥Warm, but not mall-Santa-trapped-in-a-polyester-suit warm. You get cozy without smelling like peppermint stress.
🔥Perfectly subtle holiday mischief. From far away, it’s “aww, cute sweater!” Up close, it’s “...did they just hail Santa?”
🔥Pairs well with hot cocoa, mischief, and the deep spiritual urge to buy yourself presents.
 
In short: it’s the ideal sweater for anyone who loves holiday cheer, hates being predictable, and wants to look cute while summoning the spirit of a jolly bearded man with unlimited surveillance powers.

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!