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Why wait for Christmas to be ugly?! You can embrace your inner screaming floofycheeks all year round with this ugly--but actually quite cute-- anytime sweater.

 

🐩 Aaah Birbs! The Sweater That Screams “Feathered Frenzy”

 

Behold: the cozy knitted masterpiece that’ll have people questioning your sanity (in the best possible way) — because nothing says “I may or may not be plotting with a flock of birds” quite like this sweater.

 

đŸ”„Bird party on your chest. ** Seriously.**  It’s like a parrot rave just broke out, and you’re the guest of honor.

đŸ”„Soft AF. The knit feels like you're being gently pecked
 but in a warm, fuzzy way, not in the “migration season is brutal” way.

đŸ”„Warm but breezy. Keeps you toasty without turning you into a human radiator — great for indoor bird-watching or just pretending you’re a bird yourself.

đŸ”„Conversation-starter (or stopper). Someone’s gonna look at this and say, “Are those real birds?” And you’ll nod sagely, as if you know things.

đŸ”„Perfect for bird nerds, chaos lovers, and people who like weirdly adorable sweaters. Wear it to brunch, wear it to a zoom call, wear it while feeding the pigeons in the park (they’ll respect you).

 

Bonus perk: It’s the only socially acceptable way to carry an entire aviary on your person. Let your innerbird loose.

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.ÂČ (450 g/mÂČ)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

AAAH! BIRBS! Ugly Sweater

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